"I'm a little bit Alderaan. I'm a little bit Tatooine": The clothes to the classic 12-inch Luke and Leia are a loose fit on these Osmond dolls, and Marie's shorter haircut won't quite pull into Leia's traditional "Star Puffs". So, for this gag photo, I put foam-rubber headphone covers on the sides of her head. Yes, I am a sick, sick man.

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Photo: Alex Newborn
Artwork: Alex Newborn
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